I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
He appears to have been weened on a pickle. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth